SAPAKAN NA Lng!

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original,unedited form.
Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.
Pls read with feelings…

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To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names ether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror.

I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.

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5 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    justmike said,

    my gash.

    waht a stranger feeling i feel when i read this posts. hehe. i feeled the hair in/on/at my skin are standing like a ghostflesh. hehe.

    well, for the effort, hehe,, im giving her a ten.

    now, me or you? you or me? and the finals is me. there you go.hahaha.lolz.

    nice one baby. she’s a threat to inday.GBU

  2. 2

    Anino said,

    Hahaha.Nabasa ko na ito dati pa ngunit natawa pa rin ako. May Kabanata 9 na. Maligayang pagbabasa.

  3. 3

    Anino said,

    The chapter 10 is available for me but not to everybod because the cause is for my own cause.

  4. 4

    Abad said,

    Hindi ko maalala kung saan ko to huling nabasa. pero nabasa ko na.

  5. 5

    Anino said,

    Hey may chapter 10 na.Enjoy reading.


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